"Now, as our new-come Guest observ'd this Scene,
(As odd an one, perhaps, as could be seen)
He first on Smart, next on his Master gaz'd,
And at the two extreams seem'd much amaz'd;
}Which Smart perceiving, says in sober Mood,
Sir, I've a thousand Times his Fury stood;
But, yet, the Man tho' passionate, is good;
I never speak when he begins to bawl,
For, should I swear like him, the House would fall."
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