That every Sense from ev'ry Part was fled,

And were with Difficulty got to Bed;

Where in the Morn, recover'd from his Drink,

The new Collegian may have Time to think;

And, recollecting how he spent the Night,

Explore his Pockets, and not find a Doit.

"Too thoughtless Man! to lavish thus away

A Week's Support in less than half a Day;

But 'tis a Curse attends this wretched Place,

To pay for dear bought Wit in little Space: