To see our Jeames in red plush tights,
A driving hoff from Buckley Square.
He vel became his hagwiletts,
He cocked his at with such an hair;
His calves and viskers vas siech pets,
That hall loved Jeames of Buckley Square.
He pleased the hup stairs folks as vell,
And o! I vithered vith despair,
Misses vould ring the parler bell,