As the shapeless phantom mum’ling spak,

Hae ye wark for Aiken-drum!

O! had ye seen the bairns’ fricht,

As they stared at this wild and unyirthly wicht,

As they skulkit in ’tween the dark an’ the licht,

An’ graned out, Aiken-drum!

“Sauf us!” quoth Jock, “d’ye see sick e’en?”

Cries Kate, “There’s a hole where a nose should ha’ been;

An’ the mouth’s like a gash that a horn had ri’en;

Wow! keep’s frae Aiken-drum!”