“My name is Lady Inskip,” answered the veteran, with bridling dignity. “I presume I have the honour of addressing Mistress Hartshorne?”
“I don’t know you—that’s my name; what do you want, woman? My time is valuable, and I can’t stop cackling with you all day.”
“You might be a little more polite, madam,” said Lady Inskip, with freezing politeness and sarcasm. “I came with my daughters just to pay a customary call of civility, and I expected, at all events, to be treated like a lady, by a lady, whom I expected to meet here; but I now find out I am mistaken.”
“Is that all? Then you and your daughters can just take yourselves off, with all your flauntings and finery! I don’t want any grand people coming about me! I never go to see anybody, and I don’t want anybody to come and see me. Quite a pity, isn’t it, after you had bedizened yourself so finely too?”
“Laura!” exclaimed Lady Inskip, ignoring the presence of the dowager, “I think we had better drive home, and leave this vulgar woman to herself. Perhaps,” she said, turning to the dowager as she whirled the ponies round, “you will have the civility to give that letter to your son, it contains an invitation to a pic-nic. I suppose we need not hope for the pleasure of your sweet company?”
“I don’t want any of your pic-nics, or jakanapes, or your impudence!” said the downright old woman, raising her shrill voice even more piercingly. “I will give the letter to my son. If he cares about running after you, I don’t. Go! You said you were going home, and the sooner you go the better, for you don’t come in here, my lady!” Then, considering the engagement terminated, she slammed-to the gate menacingly, and turned on her way back to the house, leaving the discomfitted campaigner to retreat at her leisure.
Our friends, the doctor and the governess, had heard the whole of the interview, and much amused they were over it, too, I promise you; but it stopped the coming proposal. Miss Kingscott was rather pleased at this, for she thought there was still some hope of gaining over Master Tom, the young squire, and she did not wish either to finally accept or reject the doctor until she knew which was the best card to play.
He, on his way home, was also pleased that he had not fully committed himself.
“It would never have done for Deb,” he considered; “she would never have liked it. At all events, I was just stopped in time, though, and a miss is as good as a mile. But I am a damned old fool! That’s a fact.”
He kept to his promise with Pythias, did Damon, and drank a bottle of port to himself that day after dinner, shaking his head as he muttered to himself every now and then, while, with half-cocked eye, he held up his glass to the light—