"Oh him as hoppresses the pooer man

Is a livin on humin' lives,

An I will be sarved in tohother land

Like Lazarius and Dives,

And will be sarved in tohother land

Like Lazarius and Dives."

Mr. Errol applauded the song, but thought it was hardly right to put a hymn tune to it. He said he "minded an auld Scotch song aboot the barrin' o' the door." So he sang:—

"It fell aboot the Martimas time,

And a gay time it was then O,

When our gude wife got puddins to mak',