Abe gave him a rest, he was too slow to beat ’em.

Oh, Burnside then he tried his luck,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Oh, Burnside then he tried his luck,

But in the mud so fast got stuck.

Then Hooker was taken to fill the bill,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Then Hooker was taken to fill the bill,

But he got a black eye at Chancellorsville.

Next came General Meade, a slow old plug,