Duncan: Don’t allow that to trouble you, Mr. White. I am always accommodating.

Simpson: Sat ad diem diei malum est.

Duncan: Most probably you are. But scholarship has a hungry belly, Mr. Simpson. I forswore it when I was a swaddler. I stand for the receipt of custom.

Muir: O nimble Shy, we are not interested in your biography.

Duncan: Will you write my biography, Mr. Burns?

Ogilvie: It is as unwanted as a paunch on a jockey.

Duncan: My lord, I ask you, does this pea-and-thimble man mean to insult me? (Rising.) I asked Mr. Burns to write my biography.

Muir: Sit down, Shy, you’re drunk.

Duncan: I know I’m drunk—I’m pleased to confess to anybody I’m drunk—

Ogilvie: Drunk and daft, Shylock, sit down.