This play was writ in charity to you;

For such a dearth of wit who ever knew?

303 Sure 'tis a judgment on this sinful nation,

For the abuse of so great dispensation;

And, therefore, I resolve to change vocation.

For want of petticoat, I've put on buff,

To try what may be got by lying rough:

How think you, sirs? is it not well enough?

Of bully-critics I a troop would lead;

But, one replied,—Thank you, there's no such need,