Stiff in opinions, always in the wrong,

Was every thing by starts, and nothing long;

But, in the course of one revolving moon,

Was chemist, fidler, statesman, and buffoon;

Then all for women, painting, rhyming, drinking,

Besides ten thousand freaks that died in thinking.

Blest madman, who could every hour employ,

With something new to wish, or to enjoy!

Railing and praising were his usual themes;

And both, to shew his judgment, in extremes;