That, armed with bottled ale, you huff the French.

But all your entertainment still is fed

By villains in your own dull island bred.

Would you return to us, we dare engage

To shew you better rogues upon the stage.

You know no poison but plain ratsbane here;

Death's more refined, and better bred elsewhere.

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They have a civil way in Italy, }

By smelling a perfume to make you die; }