Send lacquies early to preserve your place."

We dare not on your privilege intrench,

Or ask you, why you like them?—they are French.

Therefore, some go with courtesy exceeding,

Neither to hear nor see, but show their breeding;

Each lady striving to outlaugh the rest,

To make it seem they understood the jest.

Their countrymen come in, and nothing pay,

To teach us English were to clap the play:

Civil, egad! our hospitable land