Drinking all night, and dozing all the day;

Dull as Ned Howard, whom his brisker times

Had famed for dulness in malicious rhymes.[46]

Mulgrave[47] had much ado to 'scape the snare,

Though learned in all those arts that cheat the fair;

For, after all his vulgar marriage-mocks,

With beauty dazzled, Numps was in the stocks;

Deluded parents dried their weeping eyes,

To see him catch his Tartar for his prize:

The impatient town waited the wished-for change,