That won the Kaiser's praise,

Which showed your nasty mental state,

And made us laugh for days.

I can't compete with such as you

In doggerel of mine,

But this is certain—and it's true,

You bloody-handed swine—

We do not mouth a song of hate, or talk about you—much,

We do not mention things like you—it wouldn't be polite;

One doesn't talk in drawing-rooms of Prussian dirt and such,