"Mr Chairman," cried a Delegate. "A point of order! I

Don't believe the Huns are coming—it's an Autocratic lie.

I shall move the Army question do be left upon the Table,

And I'm going home to England just as fast as I am able."

Then he gathered up his papers, and was pushing back his chair,

When a heavy high explosive sent him sailing in the air.

The Chairman beat his hammer on the table all the while,

Yelling oaths and calling "Order" in a Democratic style.

But the Delegates were started on the question of the War,

(So as not to waste the speeches that they'd written out before).