And who heard a muffled bumping noise that passed along the side—

A noise that many men have heard an instant ere they died;

And broke the silence following the last appalling thud

With "Good old ruddy Kaiser! there's another bloomin' dud!"

There's a story too of Jutland, or perhaps another show,

When the cruisers and destroyers had a meeting with the foe;

And as the range was closing, and they waited for the word,

From a sailor at an after-gun the following was heard:

"It isn't that that turns me up—'e's not the only one"—

But then the roar of ranging guns—the action had begun—