TO FRITZ.

I wish that I could be a Hun, to dive about the sea—

I wouldn't go for merchantmen, a man-of-war for me;

There are lots of proper targets for attacking, little Fritz,

But you seem to like the merchantmen, and blowing them to bits.

I suppose it must be easy fruit to get an Iron Cross

By strafing sail and cargo ships—but don't you feel the loss

Of the wonderful excitement when you face a man-of-war,

And tearing past you overhead the big propellers roar?

When you know that it's a case of "May the fish run good and true,"