Azh moduss azh a panzhy;
Azh pure azh dew zat hides wiffin
Awwahwah's sun-tissed tsallish;
Azh tender azh ze pwimwose tweet,
All zish, an' moah, izh Alish."
"AZH WADIANT AZH ZE MATCHLESS WOZE"
I gasped for breath.
"Who taught you all that, Toddie?" asked one of the ladies.