When th' train stopt at th' far end aw had to wak-ken him an' it wor noa easy job. "Come on!" aw sed, "Ger up! Doesn't ta know'at we're at th' far end?"
"Aw care nowt abaat it whear we are, awm nooan baan to get up!"
"But tha mun care, for tha'll be foorced to get aght here; an' whear's thi luggage? If tha doesn't stir thi somdy'll run away wi' it!"
He oppened one e'e abaat hauf way just to squint at me, "An' who's baan to run away wi' it? Let me catch him an' awl bet ther'll be one Frenchman less to feight th' next battle o' Waterloo! Awl poise his frog-aitin heead off his shoolders if he touches owt o' mine!"
"Ther's noa Frenchmen here; tha's nobbut getten to Lundun, an' tha munnot tawk abaat poisin' when tha gets to France, tha'll ha' to leearn to parleyvoo!"
"Aw dooant care whether it's poisin' or parleyvoo-in', awl bet his heead comes off schews ha!"
Just then th' guard coom "All out here! Hi there! what's to do?"
Aw knew th' guard an' he knew me. "O, it's nobbut a friend o' mine'at's been asleep a bit an' didn't know we'd landed," aw sed.
"And where is he off to? not to Paris surely? He'll be lost."
"Nay, he'll nooan be lost for awm'baan wi' him to luk after him."