"Shoo'll happen understand better if awm moor perlite—Have, you,—a—bedroom?"
"Betroooom! Ha! wee! Chamberacostrah? wee, wee!"
"Nay awm nooan one o' that sooart aw want one to misen."
"Jenny compronpa."
"Jenny's noa need to come for if shoo's noa hansomer nor thee aw wod'nt touch her wi' th' tangs!"
We wor just gooin aght when up comes a tallo faced chap at lukt as if th' smell ov a cookshop wod'nt hurt him, so aw thowt awd have another try—French this time,—"Parleyvoo English mouse ear." "Hi," he sed, "what is it tha wants?"
"E'e! gow! lad! but awm fain to see thi. Are ta th' maister?"
"Hi, aw wish aw wornt; yo could'nt mak' my wife understand yo aw reckon?"
"Is that her? well, ther's noa accaantin for taste—for aw should'nt care for livin' i' this country at all if aw wor yo," aw sed, for awd ommost made a mess on it, "can we have two beds for a few neets an' a bit o' summat to ait if we want it?"
"Can we get summat to sup?" sed Billy, "awm ommost dried up."