CHAPTER VII. SHO ACTIN'.
WVE discovered it to be a varry gooid plan nivver to write a letter withaat rhyme or reason—If yo've gooid reason for it, fowk 'll nivver care abaat th' rhyme, but if yo've noa reason, give'em some rhyme.
Dear Mally lass, awm fain to say
Aw gate thy letter yesterday;
It fun me weel as when aw started,