"Nah," shoo says, turning to her husband, "isn't it true?"
"Yos, its true enuff," he sed, "aw believe there's summat in it, but aw should like to ax a question or two misen."
"Why, jump up, then, an' luk sharp an' start," shoo sed.
So he started—
"Ha old am aw?"—"Fifty-three."
"Nah then! didn't aw tell thi! does ta believe it nah?" shoo sed.
"Am aw married or single?"—"Married."
"True agean, tha sees," sed his wife.
"Ha monny childer have aw?"—"Two."
"Two! Then if my wife's four whose, is tother two?"