"A'a, what a tale I didn't aw give yo t'humbugs?"
"But tha niver paid for t'humbugs."
"Why, aw havn't etten t'humbugs, have aw? Didn't aw give' em yo agean? Yo dooant want payin' twice, sewerlee?",
"Well aw dooant know hah it is, what tha says saands reight enuff; but what aw do know is, at tha's getten a rockstick, an' aw havn't getten a penny."
"You see what it is to be a scholar," sed his mother; "but yo'st loise nowt bi a child o' mine," soa shoo gave her t'penny an' coom away.
As they wor walkin on, Sammy put t'last bit into his maath an' sed, "mother, can yo tell me why is old Sally like that rockstick?"
"Nay lad, awm sewer aw cannot."
"Becoss they've booath getten suckt."
"A'a, lad, dooant study soa mich, awm feeard strainin thi brain, but can ta spell brain?"
"Brane."