To feight for th' Queen and country

When perfect in his drillin.

His heead wor raand, his back wor straight,

His legs wor long an' steady,

His fist wor fully two pund weight,

His heart wor true an' ready;

His upper lip wor graced at th' top

Wi mustache strong and bristlin,

It railly wor a spicy crop;

Yo'd think to catch him whistlin.