An' vented aat ther spleen,

Th' childer wor thrang enough, you're sure,

All plaisterd up to th' een,

A neighbor chap saw th' state o' things,

An' pitied ther distress,

An' begg'd em not to be soa sour

Abaat soa sweet a mess;

"An' tha'd be sour," th'owd grocer said,

If th' job wor thine, owd lad,

An' somdy wanted thee to pay