Aw'm sartin sometimes they'd bewilder

Old Joab, wol his patience wor done.

They're i' mischief i' ivery corner,

An' ther tongues they seem niver at rest;

Ther's one shaatin' "Little Jack Horner,"

An' another "The realms o' the blest."

Aw'm sure if a body's to watch 'em,

They mun have een at th' back o' ther yed;

For quiet yo niver can catch 'em

Unless they're asleep an' i' bed.