But he'll wakken to find at shoo's won.

It's a rayther unpleasant affair,

Yet it's better it's happened noa daat;

Aw'st be fain to come in for a share

O' that paand at th' wife knows all abaat.


Latter Wit.

Awm sittin o' that old stooan seeat,

Wheear last aw set wi' thee;

It seems long years sin' last we met,