If all they say is true,
Its length war five foot eight or nine,
Its height wor four foot two;
An' when it coom to th' pig hoil door,
He couldn't get it through,
Unless it went daan ov its knees,
An' that it wodn't do.
Then Billy's mother coomed to help,
An' hit it wi' a mop;
But thear it wor, an' thear it seem'd