“I think more of my ‘belt-theory’ than of a thousand-barrel well.”—Cyrus D. Angell.
“First stop the drill, then you may pray for higher prices.”—T. T. Thompson.
“A cat in hell without claws is less helpless than the producers.”—Clarion Oilmen.
“Seventy-cent oil is a mustard-plaster that draws out all our vitality.”— Michael Murphy.
“The world is all right; it’s your liver that’s wrong.”—Roger Sherman.
“He washed his face and the disguise was perfect.”—Samuel L. Williams.
“I feel sorry for the poor fellow fifty-dollars; how sorry are you?”—Wesley Chambers.
“Hell is running over with souls lost for lack of sympathy on earth.”—Rev. J. Hart.
“Cigarettes and corsets kill off a good many fools.”—Albert P. Whitaker.
“Giving is a luxury no man can afford to miss.”—Dr. Albert G. Egbert.