Serve not one guest amidst the feast,
Till he has call'd three times at least;
Further his temp'rance you may fix
By sundry nasty little tricks,
More fit, because your own invention,
For you to use than me to mention.
On your behaviour stands confest
The pain or ease of ev'ry guest;
You can ensure a hearty greeting,
Or make it like a Quakers' meeting.