But always in a nice intrigue.

The worst mishap that comes to pass

Is when you break a looking-glass;

For could invention stretch like leather,

You ne'er can 'jine the bits together.'

But still excuses may be had,—

I'll tell you one that 'shan't be bad;'

The girl, you'll say, deserved a pension,

Although it failed, for the invention.

The glass she smashes all to shivers,