To no one e'er play second fiddle.

Now, as for little trifling matters,

As breaking 'chayney' cups and platters,

Or letting a large punch-bowl fall,—

Why never vex yourself at all.

"You're not surpris'd, since it appears

As it's been crack'd for years and years;

And as you took it off the shelf,

It came in 'three halves' quite itself:

It's no use going into fits,