Make out a story,—cram it full:
The cock won't fight?—then try the bull.
"A 'peeler' had the nation gnous
To clap you in the station-house,
Where you were 'kep' the morning 'through,'
Quite ignorant of what to do,
Although you'd rather lie in jail,
Than ask his honour to stand bail;
And all because (though past belief)
You bore some likeness to a thief!