And one 'more wastefuller' of store,
'Never set foot into a door;'
'Twas him that spoilt the street-door lock,
'Twas him that broke the parlour clock,
That did whatever he might please,
That had a 'perfect set of keys!'
That nothing 'went' but he receiv'd it,
And 'shipp'd it off' when once he'd thiev'd it."
If ask'd (which must be quite a bore),
"Pray why not tell all this before?"