And, unrestrained by vulgar rules,
Good four-legg'd chairs to three-legg'd stools.
Make dusters out of fancy-works,
Chew'd paper into patent corks,
With sundry excellent expedients,
Form'd from the most grotesque ingredients,
Which can't be quite politely spoken,
When any thing is lost or broken.
The tongs or shovel serves the stoker
When once you've broke the kitchen poker,