Follow all guests towards the door,
If they have slept a night or more;
'Tis ten to one you've half-a-crown,—
Else 'show 'em up,' instead of down.
If they rebel and still resist,
Get all the servants to assist;
Whilst other plans you yet may try,
As I shall show you by and by.
Good Butlers always break their corkscrew,
So that it won't the lignum work through,