Will cook themselves, whatever's roasting:

'Plague on't!' you wish the paltry elves

Would 'keep their presents to themselves.'

And so for once I catch you tripping,—

You long again for joints and dripping.

Would I be called on of a sudden

To make a plaguy 'sparra' pudden?'

I say at once, then, downright "No!

I'd see'em all at Jericho!"

And if they grumble, then give warning,