To leave you out—'tis downright shameful!
Affording you no condescension,
Beyond an incidental mention;
Since none like you, one must suppose,
Can take a noble by the nose;
Whilst lofty thoughts you well may harbour,
Having been always 'quite the barber:'
And rising thus, with perfect ease,
To almost any thing you please.
If you're with some good-natured Duke,