Both prog and furniture to stock it.

Thus some opine some odd disaster,

So blends the Servant with the Master,

That they might doubt, amidst the pother,

Whether they dined with one or t'other!

Allow me now the leave to ask you,—

Supposing I'd the right to task you,—

Would you be Clergyman or Doctor,

Attorney, Barrister, or Proctor?

Be famed in arms, or shine in arts,