Swear that you'd neither bring disgrace

Upon a poor, but virtuous race,

"Nor have an 'impetation' hurl'd

'Aginst' your honour, for the world!"

Then see that ready cash enhances

What he may choose to call 'advances.'

Five guineas for the least gradation

That leads to aught like adoration;

And have at least a hundred down

For 'little journeys out of town!'