If you don't get five hundred cool

When she gets married, you're a fool.

Ask where's the mortal can resist her?

Though none can, like yourself, assist her,

Yet make her fear that still you shan't,

Unless you're call'd a 'confidante.'

Put her in mind she's rich enough

To please herself,—has got the stuff;

Can choose from all mankind her prize,

Where'er she deigns to cast her eyes;