Deeming him best of all the bunch—

But mum! for what relates to 'Punch!'

And may each critic's 'ifs and buts'

But vie with his good-humoured cuts:

For I profess the constant aim

Of yielding ev'ry one I name

(Thus pleasing all, e'en to the letter)

Either a laugh—or something better.

Now if I've well explained my plan,

Why, farewell Master! farewell Man!