Follow this rig with each fresh man,

As often as you safely can;

And make out him who tips the best,

More and more handsome than the rest.

Indignant seem, if you detect

A letter coming indirect:

If thus a Footman interfere,

Off with him! off! with flea in ear;

Call him rogue! villain! 'out of place!'

And bang the door right in his face: