But when there's private conversation,

Rush in, a downright congregation!

If left unchid, then all is well;

If not, then swear you heard the bell.

Secrets that 'drop' from gents and ladies,

The best of all your stock in trade is;

While you, a course more cautious steering,

Let nothing 'fall' within their hearing.

Indiff'rent still to praise or blame,

You soar above the sense of shame.