Thus you're repaid for all your trouble,
Enjoy the 'squeak,' nor burst the 'bubble.'
You cry, "Enough, then, for the present;"
Yet list to something still more pleasant.
I'll tell you how, if you're but willing,
From deepest fob t' extract a shilling.
A present when desired to carry,
If but a sorry pumpkin,—marry,
Make as much fuss (or even greater)
Than if it were a gold repeater;