Share in their woes, it ne'er can fail;

Then share in foaming pots of ale.

For all the world the greatest bore,

That makes a Footman feel most sore,

In winter burn, in summer shiv'ry,

Is wearing that curst thing,—a livery!

Choose, if you can, where some such queer one,

Although a neither cheap nor dear one,

May make you, from the thing you're wrapt in,

To pass for some outlandish Captain.