The Lord May'r 'll do whate'er he's able,

"Hoping you've all things comfortable!"

Ladies will send you costly flowers,

To mollify your dying hours;

And 'white Japonicas' shall thence

Be emblems of your innocence!

Pretend (to make the Parson stare)

An extra-Ord'nary love of prayer;

The Jailer give a fond adieu,

And squeeze the Sheriff's hand in two.