“Oh no,” said Emerson. “Old Governor Winthrop is to blame for that. When he settled at Charlestown he saw the old Indian town of Shawmut across the Charles.”
“And Shawmut was the Boston microbe, was it?” asked Johnson.
“Yes,” said Emerson.
“Spelt with a P, I suppose?” said Shakespeare. “P-S-H-A-W, Pshaw, M-U-T, mut, Pshawmut, so called because the inhabitants are always muttering pshaw. Eh?”
“Pretty good,” said Johnson. “I wish I’d said that.”
“Well, tell Boswell,” said Shakespeare. “He’ll make you say it, and it’ll be all the same in a hundred years.”
Lord Bacon, accompanied by Charon and the ice for Nero and the ale for Doctor Johnson, appeared as Shakespeare spoke. The philosopher bowed stiffly at Doctor Johnson, as though he hardly approved of him, extended his left hand to Shakespeare, and stared coldly at Nero.
“Did you send for me, William?” he asked, languidly.
“I did,” said Shakespeare. “I sent for you because this imperial violinist here says that you wrote Othello.”
“What nonsense,” said Bacon. “The only plays of yours I wrote were Ham—”