Or am I lying home in bed and are you just a dream?”

“Oh, sir,” said he, “I caddy here because I love my pa;

I cling unto these gladsome links because I love my ma;

In short, I love my parents, sir, and these my reasons are:

“’Twas but a year ago, good sir, when first this ancient sport

Came in the portals of our home—home of the sweetest sort;

When golf came through the window, sir, why home went through the port.

“My father first he took it up, and many a weary night

My mother with us children waited up by candle-light,

In hopes that he’d return and free us from our lonely plight.