He’s happier by far than I who’s but a single dime.

“He does not lie awake at night and fret and fume, to think

Of bank officials on a spree with what he’s toiled to get.

He is not driven by his woe quite to the verge of drink

By wondering if his balance in the bank remains there yet.

“He does not pick the paper up in terror every night

To see if V.B.G. is up, or P.D.Q. is down;

It does not fill his anxious soul with nerve-destroying fright

To hear the Wall Street rumors that are flying ’bout the town.

“Ah, better had I ta’en that cash that I have skimped to save,